Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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