I'm eating all of the evidence.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
