: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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