But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Please, let me fuck your mom
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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