tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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