This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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