I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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