i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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