Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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