Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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