Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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