Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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