whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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