it hurts more in the daytime
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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