We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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