So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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