I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
