Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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