You're completely useless in the revolution.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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