these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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