We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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