her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Two words: blizzard sex
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
