He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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