what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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