the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
