We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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