doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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