Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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