only if we run a train.
done.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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