He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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