i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you win again, gameday.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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