I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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We are all done wearing pants today
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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