he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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