just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
its liver damage thursday
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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