Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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