Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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