dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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