I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Help me help you realize you are a moron
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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