Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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