Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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