doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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