Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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