forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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