i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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