Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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