Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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