my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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