Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.