Say something about gay babies.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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