Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives