he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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