You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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