3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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