how can u be prego again
only if we run a train.
done.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
