return my video game
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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