He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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