not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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